Jeb in the Jackpot

Our boy Jeb (aka Joe) has found himself jammed up and backed up after spending a few nights in the slammer.  Hopefully he spends more on his couch than he does on his ladies or the only thing fucked will be his back.

This story dropped in hotter then the boys after a Friday 3 martini lu

nch, where you tell your boss you’re taking out clients but really are just tying one off on the company Amex and pushing the rest of your work till Monday, while also swearing on your life to the wife you only had one.  I digress, after the dust settled the boys antennas went up full mast like Jeb driving into east Palestine Ohio.

Here are the facts, Jeb going by Joe, arranged a meeting of the minds (and bodies) in East Palestine Ohio at the wheat hill mobile home park for $140, where he was arrested along with criminal tools (a brutal cheap shot at his piece).

East Palestine where have we heard that before?  Just the location where 38 trains derailed spilling toxic chemicals in 2023.  Population is about 4,600 so makes sense Jeb was there almost impossible to avoid.  Jeb also famous for putting his practice facility next to an electrical substation which hasn’t sent more people to their knees then Brazzers.

Where did Jeb work before taking over the fam business of the Niners, Guggenheim.  Yes, the same one that’s put dodgers owner by Mark Walter in his own $20 billion jackpot.

The only logical conclusion to draw from all this -  Jeb “Joe” got sick of fucking his own players careers no lube and decided to fly his private plane to east Palestine Ohio to get full serviced by a 3 breasted classy mutant lady at a grotesquely low price, after being unable to secure a loan from Mark Walton, however the only one busting was the Mahoning Valley Task Force.  

Also, let’s take a moment for the real victim here, the wheat hill mobile home park who is being unjustly labeled as a prostitution hot bed and wants everyone to know they are not!

Thank you for reading - with the boys